It's been a heavy couple of weeks, with the holy spirit nagging me to spread his word. Nasty cretin he is, smells like turkey sometimes too!

Anyways, since there was a donation to my 'vegetarian cat food fund (see the big fat cow on your right)' I've been able to eat some DELICIOUS Whiskas-brand, chicken flavored snacks and feel ready to share with you my sacred message:

At the moment, god hates Kevin. So Kevin, if you are reading this, whoever/wherever you are... GOD HATES YOU. Sorry about that.

  There will be a terrorist attack in the future, only this time around it will not be those rascal muslim-fun-damentalists, noooo... it will be an attack coordinated, planned and executed by...

(drum roll):Pope Benedict XVI !!!!

Yip, you read it right, old ratzy is planning a full-scale supercalifragilisticexpialidocious terror attack on the world. You'll be thinking to yourself;' But Gandalf, he is the pope, a representative of your god!?'and there my smelly Internet friends, you are wrong.

Ratzy works for the devil, but more on that later. All I know about the attack he is planning is it will have something to do with Pope-TV, so remain ever-vigilant, maybe we can stop him in his tracks.

Allrighty, this will be it for now, I've seen a big fat moth with my name written all over it and so I must leave you to it!

Remember: WATCH OUT FOR POPE-TV (unless you are Kevin, you're doomed anyways).